|Series 3, Episode 5|
|Air Date||7 December 2007|
|Written by||David Cantor|
|Previous episode||Sweet Sorrow|
|Next episode||The Final Curtain|
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Boycie can't believe that his staff are auditioning for a reality TV show, but the lure of fame proves too much for him resist. Meanwhile, Marlene has some plans of her own for when he's away resulting in confusion when Boycie returns home in a hurry.