| Royal Variety Show | |
| Series 05, Episode 07 | |
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| Air Date | November 29, 1986 |
| Written by | John Sullivan |
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| Length | 4 minutes |
| Previous episode | "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" |
| Next episode | "A Royal Flush" |
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The Trotters end up in the Royal Variety Performance.
Synopsis
Del Boy, Rodney, and Uncle Albert arrive at Drury Lane London thinking they are delivering dodgy goods to "Chunky Lewis", a nightclub owner in the West End. Unfortunately they take a wrong turn and end up walking into the middle of the Royal Variety Performance. They mistake The Duchess of York for Chunky... bear in mind she was not too slim in those days.