| White Mice | |
| Series 04, Episode 09 | |
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| Air Date | December 24, 1985 |
| Written by | John Sullivan |
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| Length | 5 minutes |
| Previous episode | "Radio Times" |
| Next episode | "To Hull and Back" |
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Del tries to woo Lynn Faulds Wood with the story of mice that turn into horses by midnight.
Synopsis
The special centres around a spoof investigation of Del Boy by the BBC Breakfast show, Breakfast Time, over allegations that he sold white mice to a customer with the promise that they would turn into horses at midnight. It sees the BBC's consumer expert, Lynn Faulds Wood (playing herself) attempting to quiz Del for misleading Mr. Buttons, described by Del as "a wally in a funny hat". After failing to persuade her to go out with him for a curry, Del quickly leaves.